Category: Joke Board
Jay Leno: "After the war, the plan is to divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium, and unleaded."
My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so I took her down the street to the Sunoco station.
I have my car towed to work because it's cheaper than buying gas.
All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.
I saw a guy on the street corner, holding up a hat and a sign that said, "Wife and 2 Cars to Feed."
For our vacation this summer, we're thinking it will be cheaper to just mail the car.
Jay Leno: "At the gas station near my house they have a slot on the pump for your credit card, and one right next to it for your 401-K."
I don't understand the uproar over gas prices, I just put $10 worth into my truck and it didn't cost any more than it usually does.
Ain't that the truth?
Some good ones.
Hmmm, Roflmao.